Eater of Snacks, Destroyer of Worlds. Too cute for my own good. Too smart for your own good. Write to me at your own risk. And, as always, bite down hard.

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17th July 2012

Photo with 5 notes

Francois Xavier Lalanne

Francois Xavier Lalanne

Tagged: sculptureturtletortoise

15th July 2012

Photo with 1 note

Brandon Loving

Brandon Loving

Tagged: paintingIllustrationtortoiseturtleharesrabbitsbunnies

25th June 2012

Video with 1 note

tiny baby turtle trying to eat a raspberry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tagged: videoturtletortoiseraspberriesfruitcute as shit

25th March 2012

Photo reblogged from I'm Ben Warheit with 3,748 notes

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Anatomy of a Turtle

benwarheit

Anatomy of a Turtle

Tagged: Illustrationturtleanatomy

8th February 2012

Photo reblogged from The Garden of Meatly Delights with 128 notes

Underwater Party, Tara Put

Underwater Party, Tara Put

Tagged: artIllustrationsea lifejellyfishwhalessquidfishturtleRaysoctopioctopusseahorsesnarwhals

Source: Flickr / taraput

6th January 2012

Photo with 15 notes

Jessica Joslin

Jessica Joslin

Tagged: animalsartsculpturetortoiseturtletaxidermy

28th December 2011

Photo reblogged from dead gods + star dogs with 13 notes

Tagged: artIllustrationsciencehow tocontraptionanimalssnailsturtletortoise

28th November 2011

Photo reblogged from scrotumcoat with 26 notes

turtle hamburger

turtle hamburger

Tagged: animalsturtletortoisefoodhamburger

20th November 2011

Photo with 1 note

"Being an animal more accustomed to a relaxed pace, life in the fast lane has caught up with our patient, sending him into a deep depression. Can you help him to come out of his shell once more and enjoy life on the outside? Help Dub to rediscover life - slowly this time!"
http://www.parapluesch.com

"Being an animal more accustomed to a relaxed pace, life in the fast lane has caught up with our patient, sending him into a deep depression. Can you help him to come out of his shell once more and enjoy life on the outside? Help Dub to rediscover life - slowly this time!"

http://www.parapluesch.com

Tagged: toysanimalsturtletortoisemental illness

15th November 2011

Photo with 4 notes

Nicholas di Genova

Nicholas di Genova

Tagged: artIllustrationanimalsmonsterschimerawalrusturtletortoise

26th October 2011

Photo with 6 notes

Laura Bifano
www.sweet-station.com

Laura Bifano

www.sweet-station.com

Tagged: artpaintinganimalsturtlescorpion