Eater of Snacks, Destroyer of Worlds. Too cute for my own good. Too smart for your own good. Write to me at your own risk. And, as always, bite down hard.

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31st January 2013

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Yamada Taro

Yamada Taro

Tagged: friesfrench frieschicken nuggetschickenketchup

10th December 2012

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Luke Chueh

Luke Chueh

Tagged: paintingpigsporksausagemustardketchuprelish

1st November 2012

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"Budget Stretchers?"  Know what would help with your budget?  Not using $30 worth of ketchup to float your shitty fish loaf in.
(and a carafe of extra ketchup on the side?  really??)

"Budget Stretchers?"  Know what would help with your budget?  Not using $30 worth of ketchup to float your shitty fish loaf in.

(and a carafe of extra ketchup on the side?  really??)

Tagged: vintagerecipefishloafketchupfloating loafextravegance

23rd October 2012

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That isn’t ketchup.
Someone vomited blood all over it.

That isn’t ketchup.

Someone vomited blood all over it.

Tagged: vintagerecipecheeseburgerpiesnightmaresfuck noketchupgrossblood

22nd October 2012

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"If desired, omit the only healthy ingredient in this shit-pile and serve the giant burger with more shit."

"If desired, omit the only healthy ingredient in this shit-pile and serve the giant burger with more shit."

Tagged: burgerscornfuck nogrossrecipesvintagehamburgerketchupcheesecasserolesshit

22nd October 2012

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Hot Dog Bulldog
Brock Davis

Hot Dog Bulldog

Brock Davis

Tagged: bulldogshot dogsketchupmustard

24th July 2012

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Tagged: Illustrationeelsseafoodsea lifehamburgerketchup

1st April 2012

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Faith Te
ketchup on a hot dog is an abomination

Faith Te

ketchup on a hot dog is an abomination

Tagged: artpaintinghot sauceketchup

31st March 2012

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ketchup font
www.handmadefonts.com

ketchup font

www.handmadefonts.com

Tagged: designalphabetketchup

31st March 2012

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Eatphabet, Luiza Prado

Eatphabet, Luiza Prado

Tagged: artphotographyalphabetketchupbread

25th March 2012

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Tagged: Rilakkumayoyshamburgercheeseburgerketchup

7th March 2012

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Tjalf Sparnaay

Tjalf Sparnaay

Tagged: artpaintingphotorealismfrench friesketchup

29th February 2012

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K is for Ketchup, Garret Steider

K is for Ketchup, Garret Steider

Tagged: arttypeographycondimentsketchup

29th February 2012

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Ketchup, Elizabeth Graeber

Ketchup, Elizabeth Graeber

Tagged: Illustrationartketchupcondiments

27th February 2012

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Hot Dog, Lana Porter

Hot Dog, Lana Porter

Tagged: artIllustrationhot dogsmustardketchup